About Thugzy Bunnie
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As the sun peaked over the valley and engulfed the land, the whimpers and cries were heard beneath the ground. A group of hairless creatures were born that day. A litter of rabbits had been released into the world. Among that litter was Thugzy Bunnie. During an outing to find food, the mother rabbit was brutally murdered by a rabid rhinoceros. After many weeks passed, the group realized they were on their own. Once they were able to open their eyes and make cognitive thoughts, they gathered supplies such as firewood, water, food, bath soap, and a limited edition blue-ray copy of James Cameron's 'Avatar'. After another month passed, the group split in half after hearing the farmer of the land speak of eradication of all living species on the land. Some wanting to stay, others wanting to flee. Thugzy was among the smart group of survivors to flee. During their journey to find a new home, the traveling group was killed off until only one remained. Thugzy continued his journey until he came across a small suburban community. He took refuge beneath the floorboards of a polite Caucasian family of four. He spent his time gnawing a small hole into the floor of the house until he finally broke through and had a clear view of the television in the sons bedroom. His time was consumed by the action movies and video games filled with strong warriors, trained assassins and stealthy ninjas. He began mimicking the actions of these killers he saw. Watching day and night for several weeks, he perfected many forms of martial arts. One foggy night, he crept into the house through the doggy door and violently murdered the entire family, including the dog, cat, and three goldfish. He raided the house and stumbled across the ipod that belonged to the 17 year old, rebellious daughter of the family who enjoyed African American culture. Thugzy scrolled through the ipod and heard horrible songs by Lil Wayne, Rick Ross, and Drake. The sound of these songs to his sensitive ears infuriated Thugzy. He vowed to perfect his rhyming capabilities and become the greatest rapping rabbit alive. He traveled the country and listened to many of the greatest music artists. During his travels he met other rabbits, Jack Rabbit, and his long lost brother who he thought was dead, Oxy Cottintail, who also had similar dreams. They united to become Bunnyjunk. They worked together to release a song entitled "Pawz Up". The song was very popular among fleshies. They celebrated by getting drunk. After that, it was hibernation time. After awakening from hibernation, they continued to celebrate by getting drunk again. And again. And again. They finally sobered up and realized they had something to do but couldn't remember what it was. They checked their myspace and realized nobody uses that shit anymore so they made a facebook. They saw the high demand and created another song with new found member, Doc Sipps, called "Furever". The song was also popular among fleshies and thus, Bunnyjunk celebrated by getting drunk. Again. After much time passed, a contest emerged. The Don't Funk Up The Beats contest. Thugzy saw his hopportunity to achieve his dreams. He entered the contest and had over 50,000 views and over 700 likes by the contests end. But he still got fucked over cuz he's black lol.
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