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Lucius Tate
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Hoe Out Flower Beds |
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Behind Yo House |
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Over the years a lot of people have asked the question, Who the hell is Lucius Tate? Ever since the mid-seventies, when copies of unmarked prank call tapes began spreading to different points all over the world, people have been asking, Who the hell was making those incredible prank phone calls? The answer, of course, must remain a secret. But for the few who know the man, and for those who have made the pilgrimmage to meet him, he has become a truly legendary figure in the world of comedy.
Though his characters have become widely known, Lucius himself prefers to remain anonymous. Lucius, Bubba, Chevelle Macaroy, Elrod Johnson, Leon, Buela, Darnell Finney, Grady, Sam Casum and many others. Each voice a distinctive personality, some so different from one another it's hard to imagine that they were made by the same person.
Of course, there are always folks out there who don't think prank phone calls are funny. Threatening and abusive phone calls made to strangers in the middle of the night don't amuse them. They have considered some of his calls to be rascist, downright vicious, and hateful. They were not intended to be. The real life Lucius lives and works with many of the victims of his pranks. He says hello to these people on the street every day, and waves when he passes them in his car. To meet him, it's hard to put the voices on tape with the man in the flesh.... You couldn't meet a more gracious or friendly person.
So what drives this man to torment people the way he does?
I guess Lucius just loves to wake somebody up at 4 in the morning and ask them if their wife's still doin' that hoin' or to ask if they're going to pay their overdue bill for 15 pair of exotic panties. It tickles him to death. And by God it tickles us too.
If you have a slightly warped sense of humor, it's all just harmless fun.
So listen to the audio clips on this web site, order a CD, and laugh your ass off. Then write to mailto:prank.king@ymail.com and let him know how much you enjoy the havoc he's created.
THE LIFE OF LUCIUS TATE
He was born
in a watermelon patch,
His momma was pitchin' melons
when he fell out of her nasty old snatch.
He just laid there on the ground,
his momma watched him for awhile wrigglin' in the dirt,
He sure gave her a shock when he said,
Hey bitch! Pick me up an' check me, make sure I ain't hurt!
She just kept starin', she couldn't believe what she heard...
She knew that was her baby, but she was stunned and couldn't say a word.
Then he spoke again,
Bitch! Give me some tit, I need my dinner!
And untangle this fuckin' cord from around my weiner!
Whoa there, motherfucka, who you callin' bitch?
You might be a newborn, but I'll tear your ass up with a switch!
Here's your tit, you smart ass, now get busy suckin'...
I can't believe your ass is the result of a five minute fuckin'!
I'm namin' you Lucius,
after your daddy's no good rotten ass,
When I tole him I was pregnant,
that motherfucka disappeared like passed gas!
Little Lucius is a mixed breed,
his momma part black and Iranian,
His dad was a half-breed, too,
with the blood of an Anglo and a Mexican.
Lucius learned every cuss word known to man
by the age of seven,
Learned how to tear up a pussy
by the age of eleven.
Lucius was awakened one morning
by the ringing of the phone,
Lucius, this is your momma, you smart ass little fucker,
I just want you to know that we've left you all alone...
In other words, you little bastard,
you're the only one home,
and we ain't comin' back,
so you're gonna have to make it on your own.
But what about Bubba,
Leon and Darnell,
and where's Elrod,
Bulah and Chevelle?
They comin with me,
and we's movin' to another town,
so get it through your head, motherfucka,
we don't want your ass around.
Go find your daddy,
he fucked me when he was passin' through,
he's a smart ass motherfucker
just like you.
That really hurts, momma,
that just cuts me to the core...
Now I realize
you just a rotten, stinkin' whore.
I'll get even with ya,
I'll make sure everyone knows your fuckin' names,
cause I love to fuck with people,
and I knows how to play those mind games.
I'll fuck you alright,
and you'll get all the blame,
and everyone will laugh
when they hear Lucius Tate's name!
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